Meanwhile, Stewie attempts to create a time machine to avoid teething pain.
After showing up at work hung over, Peter gets fired.
Unbeknownst to Meg, she's actually attending a cult meeting and when Peter brings her back home, the cult leader follows.
Stewie recognizes the leader as the man who wants to return him to the "ovarian bastille".
When he applies for welfare, they accidentally send him a check for 0,000, which leads to a spending binge.
When Lois discovers the truth, Peter attempts to return the money to the taxpayers by dumping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl.
When the Griffins set out to find the factory, they realize it's the end of the world as they know it.